Obviously, I'm doing no work today

My super hero identity

Name: Blaze Muffin
Secret Identity: Laura Jones
Special Power: Psionic Push
Transportation: Nuclear Skateboard
Weapon: Quantum Sling
Costume: Stainless Steel Pajamas
Sidekick: Odd Job
Nemesis: Arnold the Unspeakable
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to solitaire
Favorite Food: Salad

weird... I got a really good deal on romaine last week, so I HAVE been eating more than the average amount of salad lately...